Showing posts with label laugh. Show all posts
Showing posts with label laugh. Show all posts

Wednesday, April 14, 2010

...bug!

(Jae-Jin covertly scribbling on the desk.)

Me: (busting his bubble) Jae-Jin! Your turn.  Start reading from page 24. 

Jae-Jin: (surprised) What the... (swatting away a fly)... bug!

(entire class erupts in laughter)

Jae-Jin: (proud of his impromptu witticism) Teacher... sound is like a bad say.  Sound is like... 

Me: Yes, thank you, Jae Jin.  

(Enter our new expletive:  "What the bug?")
Sometimes the kids just make my day.  


Tuesday, April 13, 2010

Soldier Through

I teach at a private language academy (aka: cram school) where parents send their progeny AFTER regular school hours. Sometimes these children attend to two or three different academies in one day and are (understandably) exhausted by the time they get to us.  Often, though, parents are VERY eager to get their money's worth and insist that their children attend all sessions, even to the point of sending them to class under duress.  

Case in point:

My Korea co-teacher hangs up the phone and turns to me. 

"That was Sung-Hyeok's mother.  He's just had a circumcision and he was in the hospital with food poisoning last night, so she asks that you please don't give him re-test [extra study time, often used as punishment] today."

The poor, miserable lad sat in his seat, with his hood up, and about 5 minutes into the class asked:  "Teacher, may I go home?"

Me: "Yes, yes, go.  Go!"  

Wanting to make his life a little brighter:

Me: "Here, have a sticker."